One Week (pt 2)

It'll be, one week 'til I look at you,

Hold your hand and tell you that I love you,

Pretty soon I'll be holding you,

You're the best thing to happen to me since your mommy...

 

Pass me a burp cloth, the child is coughing,

The bottle of milk's in the kitchen warming,

wiping your butt with no lights on,

Because it's half one,

I hope this diaper is a clean one,

I-hope-you-don't-wake-every-one-within-a-mile-radius-please-don't-take-advantage-of-the-cloth-not-on-your-penis

 

oh holy god you pissed on me while I was changing you,

trying hard not to gag but I can't do,

I'm the kind of guy who screams at cotton wool,

Now I'm covered in your puke, and your poo,

I'm really tired and I'm crying, with you,

I really hope I get some goddam sleep tonight...

 

It'll be, one week 'til I look at you,

Hold your hand and tell you that I love you,

Pretty soon I'll be holding you,

You're the best thing to happen to me since your mommy...