Friday, October 16, 2009

Fall, you tardy bastard

Dear Autumn,

 

WTF man?? What happened to you this year? Are you okay? Sick? H1N1???

 

We wish you'd told us. We had everything ready for you. We were going to pick apples and carve pumpkins and kick piles of leaves into the air. I had jackets for us all to wear too! Usually you show up and I can wear them for a few weeks and feel comfortable. But no. Apparently you're just TOOOO important and decided to bail on us.

 

Old man Winter, despite his age and arthritic knees, was EARLY. This should shame you. He actually made it snow this morning.

 

There's still time for you to make an appearance… just please be quick. Halloween just isn't the same without you.

 

Coldest regards,

 

New England.

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